The Once Upon A Time Thread

[cincygreg]

Moove down thew street a bit, after the parade they headed down to the ballpark to find their spot in right field when they saw a large man in a xavier shirt screaming "I'm greg's friend, please like me" from the expensive seats. They of course ignored him and got a pretzel and a coldie when low and behold they saw...

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[Emperor Napoleon]

Phil Burriss behind a row of empty seats with a rubber sex doll that looked just like Nate Livingston. Apparently he brought it fully inflated in a backpack. Marge Schott spotted him and shouted...

[Lew]

"Smoke 'em if got 'em, Honey." At least, that's what Channel 9's Steven Hill reported, even though he had just....

[cincygreg]

A fly ball going way way deep into the stands where it bounced off the head of a poopfaced cub hater and right into the ducks outstretched wings, with his great balance and dexterity, the duck managed to not only catch the foul ball but not spill any of his [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] they held the ball aloft and settled into their seats hoping for a home run ball as well when they noticed ...


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[Emperor Napoleon]

come out of the men's room with an unknown 12 year old carrying a Michael Jackson doll while on the field it was noticed that...

[cincygreg]

hundreds of streakers had taken over the field and were being chased around for what seemed to be an eternity by security, the duck and the penguin almost fell out of their seats while laughing at the whole thing, meanwhile...


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[cincygreg]

It was revealed that Pete Rose had snuck onto the field in catchers equipment by one of the streakers who shouted "this is for Ray Fosse" as he plowed into him at home plate knocking off his mask. the other streakers had formed a conga line and were dancing around the basepaths as they continued to be chased, while all this was going on the duck and the penguin had gone over to the Cubs Bullpen to watch the pitchers warm up and to just kinda check things out, when another fan jumped out onto the field wearing a tu-tu and bowling shoes it was...


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[Emperor Napoleon]

Landroid demanding a moment of silence for Marge Schott to which the crowd readily assented except for one obnoxious person in the back row who was none other than...

[cincygreg]

Michael Moore who had come to place his endorsment kiss of death on yet another democratic candidate and had soemhow got sidetraced, since he wouldnt shut up the duck and the penguin made a giant slingshot out of the elsctic from the naked cowboys underwear and launched him into the river causing a tiel wave that just about...


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[cincygreg]

Drowned the duck and the penguin, but fortunately they grabbed hold of a foam finger and surfed it back to the ballpark where the game had finally begun and everything seemed fine until the tidal wave crashed into the shoreline causing an earthquake that shook all of the city and caused...


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